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Wicked. It comes from awareness. Thank you, morning brew.

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You demanded and I heard. Yes, I just graduated. And yes, I have a new job. (Thanks for congratulating me!) But you still need Wicked Coffees. That’s what you told me.
I know what it’s like to not have my favorite coffees, Devil’s Delight and the occasional Hell Fire espresso. And I won’t make you go through withdrawal. My plan is to keep ordering for myself and make the order big enough to include your favorites. I hope that allays your fears.
You can order from my website (use the “Get Wicked” tab above) or go to Carlsbad Danish Bakery where they carry Hell Fire, Devils Delight and Jehovah Java.
I thank you (again) for your dedication to “some of the best coffee in the world.” (Not my words, but those of one of my customers. He travels the world and drinks coffee wherever he goes.) Because when the orders for Wicked Coffees stop, I may be the only one on the planet with access to it. Please spread the word about Wicked Coffees so that never has to happen.

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A truck driver pulled into a truck stop late at night needing a caffeine boost. The waitress came to take his order. truck stop
“I need a large cup of coffee,” the trucker exclaimed.
“Sorry, honey,” she replied. “We don’t have coffee.”
“Oh. In that case,” he figured, “I’ll take an iced latte. I never drink lattes but I need some caffeine. Really.”
“Honey, we don’t have any coffee to make you an iced latte. This isn’t Starbucks!”
“That’s terrible! Alright, I’ll take an expresso. No, two expressos.”
“Honey, we aren’t Starbucks. No espresso,” the waitress heaved. “How can I explain this to you? I know, how do you spell “ice” in “iced latte?”
The trucker was stumped for a second. “I C E,” he retorted snidely.
“Good, honey. Now how do you spell “press” in “espresso?”
“Good God! That’s P R E S S.”
“Excellent, honey. Now, how do you spell “stink” in coffee?”
“For heaven’s sakes, woman. There’s no “stink” in coffee!!”
“Honey, that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you for the last five minutes! There’s no stinkin’ coffee!”

Any questions asked while I am counting out scoops of coffee will be answered with louder counting

Men are like coffee: The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
This meme is one of my wife’s favorites!

Sometimes I look forward to going to bed at night because I know that when I wake up, I get coffee. I know of one extremely intelligent man who, through taking about 16 steps, has proven that he can turn a particular brand of bad coffee into good tasting coffee. He’s really intelligent. I’ve got to hand it to him.
I also know that baristas go through many months of training to be able to create a really excellent latte or cup of coffee. But between you and me, I would like to be able to make coffee that tastes very good and is very satisfying every morning in my own home. I’m talking about coffee that doesn’t require heroic measures.
That is why I started Wicked Coffees. It’s a coffee that tastes wonderful using a plain coffee maker. What could be more satisfying than waking up each morning to a fresh pot of coffee that tastes so good, it doesn’t require heroic measures to make it palatable? (And who in the morning is capable of heroic measures, anyway?) Many of my customers are very surprised to discover that Wicked Coffees, in spite of its name, requires no special pots, timing, flavored powder or syrup, nor sugar nor creamer to be good.
I don’t want to talk anyone out of cream and sugar in their coffee; my wife loves her coffee that way. She grew up with cream and sugar in her coffee. Now, with cream and sugar added to her cup of Wicked Coffees, it just tastes like dessert. The cream and sugar aren’t cover ups, so she gets to really enjoy her morning wakeup.
I recommend that you start with a bag of Devils Delight, my favorite. It’s a dark roast that isn’t bitter and the finish is very clean. It’s a great delight to savor the developing flavor of Devils Delight in my mouth. Jehovah Java is another great choice because it has more caffeine, but this medium roast has whole coffee flavor that’s easy to drink. If you favor espressos or café Americanos, try Hell Fire. I have never found a better espresso roast. It also makes a superb dark roast using regular coffee makers. The Marines here in town love it. I try not to tell them that it’s organic because that might make them think of it as weak and flavorless.
The choices are simple because they all taste wonderful. Very few coffee beans and fewer coffee roasters are up to my standards, but now that I found “non-heroic measure type” coffee, I’d love to share the blend with you. Order using the red tab at the top of the page. It says, “Get Wicked!

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It's not procrastinating if you're drinking coffee, it's "procaffinating"